hey girl lookin cute.
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Anonymous asked: I heard Lauryn Hill has herpes. Not surprised, she's been looking kind of rough and dirty.
I don’t understand why people keep coming and telling me these things. Does the state of her vagina (although I’m sure this is a lie) change the truth in her lyrics? I’m sure you covet her appearance on her worst day. She’s beautiful forever. Even though her eyebrows be jacked sometimes. But what exactly was this supposed to accomplish boo?
please hold back the tears.
Lauryn Hill would slay any mc on the mic. I’m not stanning, I’m stating facts. And she got pipes. Her voice is smooth like an liberating glass of ice cold milk after eating an entire whole row of doublestuff Oreos. Can’t compete with that.
A former friend of mine recently informed me that she finds Lauryn Hill boring and confessed that she’ll only listen to her music when she dies. And that’s why she’s a former friend. Dismissed. She thinks I’m kidding but I’m not. Demoted.
Lauryn has a picture of me as her phone wallpaper… can you say obsessed? I’m flattered and all but…
Lauryn and I will be spending the entire Spring Break together. Please send her some positive energy. She’s been feeling a little down lately. She told me my mere presence cures her of all affliction but I know she’s just trying to flatter me. She’s sweet like that.
lauryn hill is probably the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen, other than your mother of course.
Lauryn Hill loves me. And I love her back. But we have our moments. People don’t understand our relationship and several others are skeptical we even really know eachother but I don’t really remember asking for their opinions. The other day she caught me listening to Adele and commenting on the flawlessness of her eyebrows. Lauryn grew envious because she’s insecure about her own eyebrows. I assured her, “Lauryn, it’s nothing a strong toothbrush and some Vaseline can’t fix.” She agreed and we graciously said our goodbye’s and departed from one another.
Lauryn asked me to be her Valentine but I’d already made other plans by the time she finally popped the question. This is awkward.
