Please allow me to tell you a story. About eh.. let’s say seven months ago, I ordered a pizza from Domino’s and it was seriously the most horrendous thing that I’d ever eaten in my life. I asked for light tomato sauce and they basically gave me cheese and crackers with some random pepperonis thrown inside the box. Plus the delivery was about 45 minutes late. I was peeved and told myself I’d never eat Domino’s again. I made a promise to myself, actually. I went through Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, even some local no name joint. Nothing sufficed but I lied and told myself it was better than the unsatisfactory service that Domino’s had given me. 

Then about a month ago, I broke. I dialed the number (281) 494… and I ordered a pepperoni pizza. Medium. Light tomato sauce. Hand-tossed. No garlic on the crust. And when my order came I honestly felt like I was swapping spit with Jesus. I had to swallow my pride to enjoy a love I had long let go because of one incident. In the past few weeks I’ve had Domino’s at least 8 times. Shamelessly. They don’t always give me the best service, but it works. 

So.. you should never ever talk to your ex boyfriend again. He doesn’t deserve you. No, I’m kidding. Just be honest with him. Tell him you miss him, he probably feels the same way. And if he doesn’t… move on. Order yourself a pizza and watch sad movies with some pillows and a comforting bucket of tears.